So, according the Scarf of Sexual Preference, I'm gay. So this new teacher came to teach at Hogwarts and he was sooooo hott. He dressed in skirts and stuff and i thought it was cool because I had never met a tranny before. He had these thick muscles and was just UNF. So I went to go have sex with him, but guess what I discovered? PROFESSOR UMBRIDGE WAS A WOMAN. I still enjoyed the sex though... Does that mean that Scarfy was wrong? Or am I just an odd wizard?
Asked by Anonymous
Dumbledore, stay away from Umbridge. SHE’S BAD NEWS.